.According to USA TODAY.com "Thirty more people are sick after eating Kellogg's Honey Smacks cereal, which was recalled in June over salmonella concerns. That brings the total number of cases to 130, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reports."
"In an update Tuesday, the CDC told retailers not to sell any Kellogg’s Honey Smacks cereal and customers not to buy or eat it. This update follows a CDC advisory in July, when the health agency also told people not to eat the cereal."
"The reported illness... affected children less than a year old to those as old as 95."
BREAKING NEWS, ABOMINABLE CEREAL IS NOW NOT ONLY DISGUSTING TO CONSUME, BUT NOW OFFERS GUARANTEED, AUTOMATIC DIARRHEA. There's a lot to digest in this hilarious story. First of all, it's news to me that people are still actually purchasing Honey Smacks with their hard earned cash. There are literally hundreds of other options out there, and you landed on the cereal that looks like deer pellets. I kinda thought that they were just something we were supposed to leave back in the 90's like Jnco jeans, soul-patches, and Fred Durst. Honey Smacks are the one person in the group chat that has an android because he's "so different" and because "the internal processing speed is way better." That guy sucks.
Also, if you're feeding Honey Smacks to a child that is "less than a year old," you are either 1.) Not fit to raise and mold a life are probably creating a future serial killer ;), or 2.) an insane person that should be put away and be forced to eat this garbage day and night for 10 to life. I'm not entirely sure when babies are supposed to eat hard food yet, but inside a year seems a bit aggressive to start giving them anything sugary, let alone this monstrosity. Stick to cheerios, Diane.
Oh and hey, people working in nursing homes, stop feeding our golden generation this trash. For starters, these fossils lost their sense of taste a LONG time ago, and probably couldn't tell the difference between Honey Smacks and congealed sawdust. They built this country, goddamit! You give them bowl of Corn Flakes WITHOUT sugar like they asked for, turn up the goddam volume on Judge Joe Brown, and think about a time when the only snaps you were getting were from your pa after you jammed up the manual lawn mower.